BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

Anna Sharapova is the noisiest player in the women’s professional
Circuit… by yelling at 103.7 decibels, greater than the noise of a small aircraft
landing. Next is Serena Williams, at a lower 88 decibels, and her sister Venus
At 85 decibels, the equivalent of a Harley Davidson motorcycle.

-28 June 2008
The Straits Times

You’re way too beautiful girl!
TOOOM BOOWG! BOOOOM DAWG!
Oh girl my baby is driving me crazy
TOOOM BOOWG! BOOOOM DAWG!
TSHIIIIKISH KIIIISH TSIIIKIIISH SHIIIIT!
Ug niabot na ang nagpangiyod nga landmower
TOOOM BOOWG! BOOOOM DAWG!
Niparking na ang nagpangago nga Harley
TSHIIIIKISH KIIIISH TSIIIKIIISH SHIIIIT!
Nitugpa na ang naghaguros nga F-35
TOOOM BOOWG! BOOOOM DAWG!
Nindot kaayong ipabulhot ang Harley ni Venus!
TSHIIIIKISH KIIIISH TSIIIKIIISH SHIIIIT!
Nindot kaayong sakyan ang nagpangiyod nga landmower ni Serana !
TOOOM BOOWG! BOOOOM DAWG!
Nindot kaayong kapyutan ang Aircraft ni Ana!
TSHIIIIKISH KIIIISH TSIIIKIIISH SHIIIIT!
Apan gusto ko gusto ko ang ilang paggunit
Hapak gunit hapak sa mga lumoyng mga bola!
You’re way too beautiful girl!
TOOOM BOOWG! BOOOOM DAWG!
Oh girl my baby is driving me crazy
TOOOM BOOWG! BOOOOM DAWG!
TSHIIIIKISH KIIIISH TSIIIKIIISH SHIIIIT!